Long meme

Taken from , this is a long and self-absorbed sort of meme but I’m bored so if you’re bored too you can read it.
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games. [No, but computer games are another story]
008. I’ve done something illegal.
009. I’ve watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton. [who’s that?]
015. I curse frequently. [Never!]
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I’m really, really smart.
021. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now…
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. [Courtesy of David]
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair. [not just semi-long, but actually long]
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs. [As infrequently as possible]
035. I have a twin.
036. I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
037. I like the way that I look. [Mostly.]
038. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
039. I know how to do cornrows.
040. I am usually pessimistic.
041. I have mood swings.
042. I think prostitution should be legalized.
043. I think Britney Spears is pretty. [God no!]
044. I have cheated on a significant other. [Never!]
045. I have a hidden talent.
046. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
047. I’ve been sexually intimate with fewer than ten people. [Way fewer]
048. I am currently single.
049. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
050. I enjoy talking on the phone.
051. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. [Sadly, no]
052. I love to shop.
053. I would rather shop than eat.
054. I would classify myself as ghetto.
055. I’m bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. [ha]
056. I’m obsessed with my LJ. [nope]
057. I don’t hate anyone.
058. I’m a pretty good dancer. [well, after 5 quarters with Powers I’d hope so]
059. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. [what?]
060. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. [only when she’s singing or dancing in public]
061. I have a cell phone.
062. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
063. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
064. I have never been in a real relationship before.
065. I’ve rejected someone before.
066. I currently have a crush on someone.
067. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
068. I want to have children in the future. [Probably.]
069. I have changed a diaper before.
070. I’ve had the cops called on me before.
071. I bite my nails. [I bite my lip, though]
072. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
073. I’m not allergic to anything deadly. [what the heck does this mean?]
074. I have a lot to learn.
075. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
076. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie.
077. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
078. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
079. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
080. I have been rejected by someone. [If finding out that they already had a date to the dance counts as rejection…]
081. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
082. I own the “SOUTH PARK” movie.
083. I have avoided work to play on LJ. [Um, well, let’s see…]
084. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum. [huh?]
085. I enjoy country music. [some of it, just some]
086. I love my best friends.
087. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
088. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
089. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. [face the facts]
090. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
091. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. [well no, but I like his older music]
092. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”.
093. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. not to mention the costume part.
094. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. [blech!]
095. I have dated a close friend’s ex.
096. I’m happy as of this moment. [TGIF!]
097. I have gone scuba diving.
098. I’ve had a crush on somebody I have never met.
099. I’ve kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
100. I played a musical instrument. [Piano]
101. I strongly dislike math.
102. I’m procrastinating on something right now. [sort of]
103. I own and use a library card. [Often]
104. I fall in “lust” more than in “love.”
105. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.  [Plain cheese is boring]
106. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
107. I’m obsessed with the tv show “The O.C.”
108. I am resentful that I have to grow up. [sometimes]
109. I am an entirely different person around different people.
110. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
111. I think Top Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
112. I am suffering of a broken heart.
113. I am a nerd. [nerd pride]
114. No matter where I am or who I’m with, I always seem to be lonely.
115. I am left handed and proud of it.
116. I try not to change who I am for someone.
117. My heart resides below my feet.
118. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
119. I enjoy smoothies.
120. I have had major surgery. [wisdom teeth out? ;-)]
121. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
122. I am listening to Radiohead right now. [actually listening to an a cappella version of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
123. Some people call me by a nickname. [Ro]
124. I once stole a music stand.
125. I like pumpkin pie.
126. I love NASCAR!
127. I own over 100 CDs. [Do MP3s count?.]
128. I work 7 days a week.
129. I have mono.
130. I don’t have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
131. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
132. I’m still in my PJs. [I wish]
133. I’m looking for love in all the wrong places.
134. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong girlz, or have them fall for me.
135. I’ll try anything three times.
136. I’ve done drugs other than alcohol or cigarettes. [Not even those]
137. I think I’m sexy.
138. I am a cuddler.
139. I like John Waters films.
140. I have made a pornographic videotape.
141. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
142. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others.
143. I know all the words to the “Firefly” theme song.
144. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel.
145. I love comfort food.
146. I’m a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
147. I’m Catholic. [Sort of, had the communion and all that]
148. I can walk a mile without feeling like I’m going to die over.
149. I am a college student.
150. I like to cook. [Sometimes.  With David]
151. I hate vacuuming with a passion. [Hehe actually I like it]
152. I’m addicted to photography and picture frames.
153. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show.
154. I generally get along with my parents. [Absolutely.]
155. I like Shakespeare.
156. I LOVE to sing. [yes!]
157. I’ll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
158. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won’t/can’t
because I don’t want to hurt/be hurt by them. [the things or the
159. I’m not “mainstream” when it comes to religion.
160. I eat foods other people think are weird. [Does it count that David thinks some fruit is weird?]
161. I’ve fulfilled someone’s dare at a party or gathering.
162. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
163. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life. [still am, a bit]
164. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
165. I have been to an anime convention.
166. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
167. I am addicted to roleplaying.
168. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
169. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
170. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they’re funny.
171. I hate to drive. [I can’t drive, does that count?]
172. I’m unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job.
I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep
a major part of my life secret from my family for now.
174. I have a serious taste for older women.
175. I had a happy childhood. [minus two or three unhappy/serious/traumatic events]
176. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors.
177. I am an only child.
178. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now.
179. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
180. Sometimes, I actually like my job.
181. I love animals, and have had at least one pet. [I looove my kitties…]
182. I love writing letters/notes. [and getting them!]
183. I haven’t had sex with a lot of people, but I’ve had a really wide range of sexual experiences with those few.
184. I don’t bleed, I percolate. [uhhh]
185. I sleep the entire day but am awake all night long.
186. My two children were born in the same month.
187. I like the taste of blood.
189. I know how to shoot a gun.
190. I am currently pregnant with my first baby.
191. I flew to another state when I was underage without asking/ telling my parents.
192. I’ve experienced natural childbirth.
193. I am a HUGE “Sex and the City” fan.
194. I am currently experiencing physical pain.
195. I’ve lost time at work this week because my car was encased in an ice flow.
196. I’m looking for a new job that I actually like.
197. I am OCD about at least one thing.
198. I have a sister/brother named after a fictional or mythological character. [does Biblical count?]
199. I have a pet named after a fictional or mythological character. [Rupert, as in Rupert bear]
200. I have been paid money for my art.
201. I never ever tan. At all. [barely]
202. I have overcome at least one long-standing fear.
203. I have tattoos.
204. I need to take a shower.
205. I like to eat cool whip right out of the freezer.
206. I cry myself to sleep because I am lonely.
207. I want to be kissed so badly that it hurts.
208. I’d choose tea over coffee any day.
209. I don’t think that more than five people will have the patience to read through this whole thing.
210. When I’m in a bad mood, people know it. [I have no idea]
211. I am comfortable performing onstage.
212. 80’s cartoons are rad.
213. I love 90’s pop. [no, but I like 90s rock, e.g. Matchbox 20, not Backstreet Boys]

Comments 3

  1. punkosopher wrote: Posted 01 Jan 0001 at 00:00
  2. troglodyteking wrote:

    014. I like and respect Al Sharpton. [who’s that?]

    He’s a politician. I think (but I could be wrong) that he has run for the Democratic presidential nomination a few times, but has never really been a strong contender. Mostly he is known for being one of few vaguely serious African-American presidential candidates.

    Posted 12 Aug 2005 at 08:33
  3. semer wrote:

    073. I’m not allergic to anything deadly. [what the heck does this mean?]

    I believe it means “don’t have a deadly allergy” and is worded badly. As in, Inga’s peanut allergy. ;)

    084. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum. [huh?]

    Little kid ‘sex games’, m’dear. :P

    Posted 12 Aug 2005 at 10:27

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