Why am I blogging instead of writing this IHUM paper?

RowynM has been diagnosed with a serious disorder: AIM Additction. GROTSO (Gradual Reduction of Time Spent Online) therapy has proved unsuccessful, leaving no alternative but complete removal of AIM and behavioural therapy to encourage healthier alternatives such as IPC and TPC (In-Person Conversation and Telephone Conversation). For information on how you can help call (650) 999-9999 or visit the KRIC Office at Branner Hall, Stanford, CA.

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So I’m beginning to think the problem is just the internet in general.  It is so…vast and distracting.  But I haven’t been on AIM, not even AIM Express.  Sad how hard it is.  Maybe if I hold out for long enough I’ll break the additction for good.

Comments 4

  1. Prismakaos wrote:

    hahahahahahaha!  i laugh at your general attempts.

    Posted 10 Feb 2004 at 06:21
  2. spamchang wrote:

    losing my hard drive has helped a bit :-P

    Posted 10 Feb 2004 at 08:01
  3. dalazhreia wrote:

    yaay parallel bloggage!

    Posted 11 Feb 2004 at 01:27
  4. ecofanat1c wrote:

    AIM is adeadly thing…  =)

    Posted 11 Feb 2004 at 22:33

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